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Potato Demotivational Poster


TAGS: i say potato you say
Rating: 4.59/5

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gettinsmarter - August 5, 2011, 1:29 pm
Actually none of itis true. The Russians actually bought mechanical pencils from an American firm.
scotts13 - August 5, 2011, 10:26 am
Unfortunately, it's NOT true. Fisher developed the pen with private funds, the sold pens to NASA. Didn't actually cost much more than pencils.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:23 am
you know, the sad part is it's all true. It's mistakes like this that make me proud to be a Russian!
mariand - August 5, 2011, 3:40 am
hehe... 5 bottles for you
BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 8:12 pm
I tried it and it works...the Vodka that is.
gas - August 4, 2011, 8:07 pm
rerun - August 4, 2011, 8:05 pm

we could still be in space if we had thought of that.


TAGS: ireland potatoes
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedewd - September 29, 2017, 5:26 am
A seven course gourmet Irish dinner: A boiled potato and six pack of Guinness.
Aurielius - January 23, 2016, 9:22 am
As funny as a NINA sign.
forseti - May 22, 2010, 5:26 am
5 potato-shakes!
Kubi - May 8, 2010, 10:09 pm
Lol nice. 5Lbs of potatoes
Faceplant31 - May 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
I haven't ROR'd like that in a while! Good shiot KFD!
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:34 pm
Love it!! 5Liters!

COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?

DAY 7 - The Humans Still Think I'm a Potato.

TAGS: guinea pig potato
Rating: 4.85/5

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Jalozyin - January 29, 2013, 7:45 pm
Just did. XD I don't post often, but usually I try my best.
MissPriss - January 29, 2013, 6:29 pm
THAT gave me a 5L chuckle...thanks! If you haven't, you should drop this by dig my dog as well.
Silverheart - January 29, 2013, 5:25 pm

Written in chives, at the bottom of the oven? Great poster, 5Ls

POTATO GUN - The French army is locked and loaded.

TAGS: potato
Rating: 3.69/5

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CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:44 pm
Idaho National Guard would have been sweet
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 2:08 pm
I work with a french A$$ clown and he looks like this guy so i had to go with it. but yours would have been better.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 1:45 pm
I'll have you know that is not even CLOSE to Idaho National Guard! They use higher caliber potatoes. Bah Dum Dum! Thank you!
Koradan - January 27, 2010, 1:02 pm
I would have gone with "Idaho National Guard", but this was just as good!! 5Ls for you!

HELL YEAH! - FREE POTATO? Christmas has come early!

POTATOES - Yep, this is how I like them PREPARED.

TAGS: january challenge potatoes vodka alcoholism
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - January 29, 2010, 6:54 pm

looks like you may have had a few when you last responded to this forum chatter....the Tequila is what would kill me
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 29, 2010, 6:49 pm
FEACPLANT FATTMATT WHY SO SERIOUSE. I've had a few when I'm on the net. I'm just throwing jabs busting chops. The Seagrams was empty the Smirnoff was barely 3 fingers. But I'm not touching the BACARDI, zat crap will kill you.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 6:44 pm
It must be the Ny-quil talking, but I am really being a jerk today! Oh well, nappy time!
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 6:42 pm
To be honest, I didn't know tequila COULD be made from potato at all. But R.S. is correct...and grain vodka is the WORST kind of all. But I like the thought...I gave 4 for the good idea decently executed.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 3:50 pm
OK, I guess I gotta be the A-hole here.. :) ..none of these brnds of Vodka are distilled using potatoes. There, I said it, please continue to whine about 1L's.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:31 pm
-1 for whining +3 for not using "zat" anywhere in this poster like you like to do. so you get a solid 4 from me.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:30 pm
Yeo... I really thought this was some of your best work to date. Might just be the alcoholic in me... but whining about votes is just pathetic, really, who cares? If YOU like it screw everyone else.
_Ally - January 27, 2010, 12:58 pm
Asking for 5L votes usually gets you 1l or none at all....remember that
Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 12:55 pm
This guy is getting really annoying. Quit b****ing at everyone for voting 1L on your posters. If they are good they will get good votes if they aren't they wont, so quit the b****ing and justaccept that we all make **** sometimes so just deal with it
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
Well f*** it, Im wrong again
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:51 pm
You did spell Potato's wrong...
yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 27, 2010, 12:34 pm
5 votes 4/5 lions @11:39:40 Don't screw me on this. You do the right thing by me here. if you can't vote 4.5 our higher activate your 5 constitutuional right. if u can't say something nice...
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
Da, vodka eta OCHEN horosho!

DON'T TELL ME - Pod People don't exist!!

TAGS: invasion body snatchers potato pod people
Rating: 2.1/5

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Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
OMG! China is successfully creating clones from potatoes!
MO - July 14, 2009, 7:06 pm
Wow! Lotta help here!! Lotta...
lololol - July 14, 2009, 7:00 pm
She's probibaly chinese, it's polluted alot so alot of people form there look old because there pores cant breath... when this young girl grows up she's going to envy the japanese girls... ***y and kawaii!!!!!

mashed, hash-browned, Lyonnaise, or Baked? -

TAGS: how to spell potato
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 12, 2013, 12:10 pm
One of the former vice-presidents don't have a chance now. Who was that?
ughomer - September 12, 2013, 8:47 am
sweet potato fries comes to mind as well, Air.
Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:06 pm
twice baked are good

Spud Vader -

TAGS: potato fries
Rating: 4.43/5

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maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:22 am
Good One 5 Deep Fried L's.


TAGS: couch potato lists
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 11:34 am
You forgot "making anime posters"

PERFECTED? - That's one messed up definition of perfected.

MR. POTATO HEAD - He won't be appearing in the next Toy Story

COUCH POTATO - OMG! The disease is spreading!

WATCH OUT! - The darth potato is coming!!

Blonde Dogma -

TAGS: she is a potato blonde
Rating: 4.85/5

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BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 6:29 am
Back at you RL
Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:43 pm

jeeeeeeeez i love the style. you and iceman were my fav's of the old crew. always nice to see you bone.

AWESOME SYNDROME - Last game I made POTATO rebounds and scored POTATO points with POTATO POTATO-pointers.

TAGS: lol potato
Rating: 2.85/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 1:33 pm
5. Excellent!
Player_Meyer - September 22, 2009, 7:24 am
http://memegenerator.net/Instances/211/Retard-Girl-I-can-count-to-potato30.jpg - http://amazingdata.com/mediadata25/Image/h**_weird_funny_amazing_cool2_i-can-count-to-potato_2009072611523915926.jpg - for the uninformed that gave me potato 1's


TAGS: couch potato girl woman stockings
Rating: 4.26/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:17 am
we're supposed to put texts on motifakes ? man !
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:43 pm
These pictures are awesome... but the text??? Uh??? Where is it?

ALRIGHT! - Whoever stole Mr. Potatohead's ears and hair better give them back NOW!

I WANT TO KNOW - The name of the guy who had the balls to get the Vice President to spell "potatoe". I want to shake his hand.

TAGS: potato
Rating: 2.33/5

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How do they say -

TAGS: will look like a potato to me till it is 5yrs old
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 19, 2014, 8:59 pm
Nonsen5e. They all bear a strange resemblance to Winston Churchill.

Lists -

TAGS: mashed potatoes are difficult to get out of a purse
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 28, 2014, 4:54 pm

brutal...just brutal. well done man!
GaryO - February 28, 2014, 9:28 am
SON-OF-A-BYTCH, MAN!! Thought I’d seen it all, but n-o-o-o-o-o; ‘whikteee’, the melon lays one down. Oh, the profundity…………..tired now



TAGS: potatoes and cabbage
Rating: 4.86/5

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GaryO - March 16, 2012, 9:11 pm
Erin go ‘Bragh’ then Erin go change his shoes


BURLAP - It may be SFW but man, that has got to itch!




SERIOUSLY - "You put me in one more of these STUPID outfits and I will RRRRAAAAARRRR!" Famous Last words of Spuds. RIP buddy.

TAGS: potato spuds
Rating: 2.88/5

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Bovee - January 27, 2010, 12:08 pm
i was thinking of something for this same picture


You call these mashed potatoes? -

Poor Social Skills -

TAGS: computer seat potato
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - February 20, 2015, 6:26 am
Can't imagine why...responding to another student's intentionally obtuse question by pantomiming ritualistic seppuku might have had something to do with it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 11:52 pm
Lol, why does she think this?
Oldsod - February 19, 2015, 5:39 pm
Heh...had a student today inform me that I'm the most bizarre, oddball, weirdo she's ever met. I laughed and thanked her. I don't think she'd have looked more surprised if I'd belted her with a mackerel. VIVE LE STRANGE!
Silverheart - February 19, 2015, 5:19 pm

Er, without a computer... gundam autocorrect...
Silverheart - February 19, 2015, 5:18 pm

I grew up in the pre-internet era called the 80s. With a computer to exacerbate things, I still developed an acute case of misanthropy. 5/getawayfromme/Lions
maoworks2 - February 19, 2015, 2:39 pm
That's A Good One 5L's .

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